WHY BUYA SONIC POTATO GUN?
|* NO 15 DAY WAITING PERIOD!
* NO BACKGROUND CHECK!
* CHEAP AMMUNITION!
* SHOOT IN YOUR HOME!
* SHOOTS POTATO SLUGS.
* BE CAREFUL!
* THIS IS NOT A TOY!
ITS GUARANTEED TO BE
THE WORLD'S BEST POTATO GUN.
YOU PROVE OTHERWISE
THIS GUN IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FOREVER.
IT WILL BE REPAIRED FREE OF CHARGE DURING THE LIFETIME OF THE ARTIST.
1- EXTEND THE BARREL OF THE GUN.
2- PUSH A POTATO INTO THE END OF THE BARREL, TWIST, AND BREAK OFF A SLUG.
3- AIM AWAY FROM YOUR FACE, PETS AND PEOPLE.
4- PULL THE BARREL IN QUICKLY.
5- SHOOTS THE POTATO SLUG UP TO 100 FEET. BE CAREFUL.
WARNING! This potato gun is not a toy. It can be dangerous. Do not point it at anyone. Treat it with the respect you would accord a firearm or an air gun.
The more tightly the potato fits into the gun barrel, the farther it will shoot because greater air pressure will build-up in the piston chamber before the potato pops out.
CLEANING: Metal parts may be polished by rubbing briskly with metal polish and a soft cloth. Gun may be waxed with a paste wax such as Johnson's wax or carnuba wax.
FORESTOCK is wood; hand carved and inletted, and treated with linseed oil.
ABOUT THE LOVE OF GUNS:
America's love of guns is historic. Settlers came to America with guns to protect themselves, to hunt for food, and to kill the natives.
Men still love the gun as a machine and a tool; and they love the feeling of power it gives. This love of guns is an addiction to many who want guns, and need them to feel secure, and happy.
These Sonic Potato Guns can satisfy this gun addiction in a harmless way. Tools are converted into realistic fantasy guns.They can be admired and handled, and cleaned and oiled just like a firearm. The have the heft and feel of a firearm, and you can shoot them in your home. They they make a loud noise without killing anybody; and you can buy them without a 15 day waiting period.
Each gun is unique, because it is individually handcrafted from vintage found objects, brass, copper aluminum and wood, and is signed and numbered by the artist. Each comes with a special black velvet storage bag, a potato, and a lifetime guarantee.
TO ORDER: send name and number of the gun you want along with a check or money order to:
CLAYTON BAILEY ARMS COMPANY
GUARANTEE: This gun is guaranteed for the lifetime of the maker. If it ever fails to work properly, wrap it in 2 " of cushioning materials, and return to the factory. It will be promptly restored to its original operating condition, and returned free of charge.