Parents often argue over the custody of their fetus or small child. The "Surrogate Baby" bottle is now available to satisfy everyone's desire to have a baby.
This porcelain surrogate baby with the umbilical cord still attached is the best kind of baby to adopt. They are the ultimate solution to the huge demand for babies. They have a low initial cost, upkeep and maintenance, and they last forever.
Guaranteed not to cry, get hungry, dirty themselves, or grow up into problem children.
They don't bruise, but be careful, they will break if you drop them on the floor. A nine month waiting period is not required.
Made of thermally metamorphised mud. To get this level of realistic detail, these babies have been fired up to 10 times each.
Also available as siamese twins (As shown) at a slight extra cost.
Siamese Twin Surrogate Baby Bottles
Porcelain, china paint
4" X 10" X 7" ht.
Order a conjoined twin today.
IT'S GUARANTEED AS REPRESENTED!
Made by Clayton Bailey California Ceramics for Better Living