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1993 MUSTACHE CONTEST WINNER!
Bailey's mustache was officially measured
during the 1993 Bull Valley Mustache Festival
held in Hayward, California. Tip to tip, his
mustache measured twenty four inches, thanks
to the daily application of Clayton Bailey's
Mustache Grower. This secret protein formula
is used for daily grooming and feeding of his
championship mustache. It lengthens and
stiffens the hair, and prevents it from
getting snarled and tangled. It also acts as a
fire retardant in the mustache.
Although Mustache Grower is not available at this time, we recommend Clayton's Mustache Oil to all mustache enthusiasts. It is available only from this web site. Not for sale in stores.
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MUSTACHE GROWER JAR- 1991
Clayton Bailey's secret "super stiff" organic protein formula Mustache Grower comes in a hand-made, wheel thrown porcelain covered jar with a photo-silk-screened underglaze label showing its inventor's prize winning mustache. The jar is 3.5" in diameter, and holds about 4 ounces of Mustache Grower. (SOLD OUT)
Want to grow a long handlebar or Fu Manchu mustache of your own?
1 - Keep your mustache combed and waxed or
oiled day and night.
2 - Keep your mustache away from fire. Years of growth can be lost instantly in a stinking cloud of smoke. A heavy coating of protein stiffener will act as a fire retardant.
AN ODD FACT : Since 1983, Clayton Bailey has collected thousands of his own mustache hairs that accidentally came out during washing, waxing and oiling. Individual hairs are up to12" long.
He plans to eventually make a mustache mattress out of them.