( A porcelain bottle of what EVERYONE WANTS. This is a very HARD TO GET item.) - Price $150.

( Promotes good HEALTH. A ceramic ASHTRAY that helps you STOP SMOKING.) - Price $39.

Made from TOXIC WASTE that I'm trying to get rid of.
Floor sweepings are converted into a SAFE and NON-TOXIC tile. - Price $39

( A small porcelain bottle of Dr. Gladstone's SNAKE OIL. Use it when your leg is being pulled.) - Price $50

Miniature porcelain jugs. You'll never run out of HOPE or LUCK again. - Price $80. ea.

( Kaolithic skulls are PROOF positive of the PRE-CREDULOUS ERA.) - Only $10. ea.

( Wall mounted ceramic switch plate allows you to turn off your lights with ONE FINGER.) - $99.

( Porcelain robot teapot really brews tea. IT ACTUALLY WORKS! - Removable head for cleaning) - $500.

( This stoneware demon chases away evil spirits. ) - Price $966.

( A gallon porcelain bottle of genuine Dr. Gladstone's SNAKE OIL. It rattles too.) - Price $1500. / Bottle

( A porcelain bottle of Clayton's Original MUSTACHE OIL. Use it with care.) - Price $50./ Bottle

( A porcelain bottle for saving the UNCONCEIVED.) - Price $75./ Bottle

( A porcelain VOO DOO cup that promotes family values. ) - Price $100.each

( Is it ART, or is it SNAKE OIL?) - Price $50.Bottle