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LIMITED EDITION CERAMICS and PORCELAIN ART

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BOTTLE of UNOBTAINIUM

( A porcelain bottle of what EVERYONE WANTS. Unobtanium is a very HARD TO GET item.)

SLOW DEATH ASHTRAY

( Promotes good HEALTH. A ceramic ASHTRAY that helps you STOP SMOKING.)

TOXIC TILE

Made from TOXIC WASTE that I'm trying to get rid of.
Floor sweepings from the clay studio are converted into a SAFE and NON-TOXIC ceramic tile.

SNAKE OIL BOTTLE - (Small)

( A small bottle of Dr. Gladstone's SNAKE OIL. Use it when you think your leg is being pulled.

BOTTLES of "HOPE" and "LUCK"

Miniature porcelain jugs. You'll never run out of HOPE or LUCK again.

TINY KAOLITHIC SKULLS

( Kaolithic skulls are PROOF positive of the PRE-CREDULOUS ERA)

ROBOT LIGHT SWITCH

( Wall mounted ceramic switch plate allows you to turn off your lights with ONE FINGER.)

ROBOT TEAPOT

( Porcelain robot teapot really brews tea. IT ACTUALLY WORKS! - Removable head for cleaning) - NA

FAITH - TRUTH BOTTLE

FAITH or TRUTH ??? You choose how to look at this bottle.

DEMON GARGOYLE

( This stoneware Demon chases away evil spirits. )

SNAKE OIL -(Large bottle)

( A gallon porcelain bottle of genuine Dr. Gladstone's SNAKE OIL. It rattles too.)

CLAYTON'S MUSTACHE OIL

( A porcelain bottle of Clayton's Original MUSTACHE OIL. Use it with care.)

DONATION BOTTLE for the UNCONCEIVED

( A porcelain bottle for saving the UNCONCEIVED.)

HOW TO KEEP A FAITHFUL MAN - (Cup/ Spittoon)

( A porcelain spittoon that promotes family values. )

ART - SNAKE OIL

( Is it ART, or is it SNAKE OIL?)

These Limited Edition objects are designed and entirely hand-made by the artist . Guaranteed as advertised on this web site.

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CLAYTON BAILEY-CERAMIC GALLERY EDITIONS
P.O. Box 69L
Port Costa, CA. 94569
U.S.A.

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