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LIMITED EDITION CERAMICS and PORCELAIN ART

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BOTTLE of UNOBTAINIUM

( A porcelain bottle of what EVERYONE WANTS. Unobtanium is a very HARD TO GET item.) - Price $300.

SLOW DEATH ASHTRAY

( Promotes good HEALTH. A ceramic ASHTRAY that helps you STOP SMOKING.) - Price $39.

TOXIC TILE

Made from TOXIC WASTE that I'm trying to get rid of.
Floor sweepings from the clay studio are converted into a SAFE and NON-TOXIC ceramic tile. - Price $39

SNAKE OIL BOTTLE - (Small)

( A small bottle of Dr. Gladstone's SNAKE OIL. Use it when you think your leg is being pulled. Price $100

BOTTLES of "HOPE" and "LUCK"

Miniature porcelain jugs. You'll never run out of HOPE or LUCK again. - Price $100. ea.

TINY KAOLITHIC SKULLS

( Kaolithic skulls are PROOF positive of the PRE-CREDULOUS ERA) - Only $25. ea.

ROBOT LIGHT SWITCH

( Wall mounted ceramic switch plate allows you to turn off your lights with ONE FINGER.) - $150.

ROBOT TEAPOT

( Porcelain robot teapot really brews tea. IT ACTUALLY WORKS! - Removable head for cleaning) - $1000.

FAITH - TRUTH BOTTLE

FAITH or TRUTH ??? You choose how to look at this bottle. $100. each

DEMON GARGOYLE

( This stoneware Demon chases away evil spirits. ) - Price $2000.

SNAKE OIL -(Large bottle)

( A gallon porcelain bottle of genuine Dr. Gladstone's SNAKE OIL. It rattles too.) - Price $3000. / Gallon Bottle

CLAYTON'S MUSTACHE OIL

( A porcelain bottle of Clayton's Original MUSTACHE OIL. Use it with care.) - Price $100./ Bottle

DONATION BOTTLE for the UNCONCEIVED

( A porcelain bottle for saving the UNCONCEIVED.) - Price $100./ Bottle

HOW TO KEEP A FAITHFUL MAN - (Cup/ Spittoon)

( A porcelain spittoon that promotes family values. ) - Price $100. each

ART - SNAKE OIL

( Is it ART, or is it SNAKE OIL?) - Price $100.Bottle

These Limited Edition objects are designed and entirely hand-made by the artist . Guaranteed as advertised on this web site.

California residents add 9% sales tax . ** Shipping charges additional on all items.

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CLAYTON BAILEY-CERAMIC GALLERY EDITIONS
P.O. Box 69L
Port Costa, CA. 94569
U.S.A.

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